Comes dressed into work as Obi-wan with a lightsaber
The force is strong with this one. It isn't halloween - I know. The Force has told me so.
turns on lightsaber and starts mock fighting a driod while making SWVHOOSH sounds
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Comes dressed into work as Obi-wan with a lightsaber
The force is strong with this one. It isn't halloween - I know. The Force has told me so.
turns on lightsaber and starts mock fighting a driod while making SWVHOOSH sounds
If you can't look past the campy Saturday Matinee dialogue and directing then there is no way you'll enjoy Star Wars I - VI.
It's like being disappointed while watching a comedy because you don't like funny movies.
There are a lot of things that should have been done differently in the movies in my opinion but then I wasn't asked to help out and make them better so I'll have to live with what we got.
I think the biggest mistake with the prequels is that Lucas started back too far. Not because the little kid is fucking annoying but because it was an introductory to a new trilogy and he immediately killed any character connection with Anakin by forcing a cast change. He should have started with Hayden and finished with Hayden... and I am also not bothered by the alteration to ROTJ with Hayden.
The Ewoks still suck... antics-wise but unless Lucas wants to digitize a wookie army for ROTJ I'm happy with the song removal.
Jar Jar... from a character design point the Gungans are good for me. It's the fucking voices that make me want to peel the skin off my body... and the fact that the big fat guy has a moronic drooling problem. Change the dialogue and remove the flying spit and I'll be happy with EPI.
Attack of the Clones... ditch the 3PO antics and it's a 100% better movie.
Sith... dith the R2 antics (and the baby-talking battledroids) and it's a 100% better movie.
A New Hope... with all that added stuff I can't believe they didn't fix the matting on the space fighting scenes.
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... and I am also not bothered by the alteration to ROTJ with Hayden.
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But how come Yoda and ObiWan are old ans wrinkled ghosts, while Anakin is 20?
The reasoning behind that was they are shown in the state they were when they "died" on the good side.
Anakin left the light side fo the force when he still looked like that, granted minus the little bit where he left the dark side at the end to kill the Emperor.
A few of those things did bother me, like that transposition of Hayden in as Anakin at the end in ROTJ, and I won't even get started on the "Han not firing first bullshit" [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] , but I've never been one to have to have something more than just enjoyment out of a movie - it isn't a religon to me, so I just enjoy it and gloss over the inconsistancies.
I mean after watching A.I. and not getting that 2 hours of my life back, I can't complain too much if I enjoyed it [img]wink.gif[/img]
So... in order to really make the most of your life... AND the most of your afterlife... turn evil at a prime age and then just do the redemption thing right before you die...
Destroyed entire planets? Tried to kill your kid? Sure!!! But you get to go to heaven and be young while the idiots that wasted their lives being good are stuck being old... hahahaha! Suckas!
Read that without the Star Wars reference and you've jut described a handful of religions that are out there [img]smile.gif[/img]
Or is that cults, I'm not sure which
When you're a dead Jedi, I don't think it really matters how old you look.
yeah right... so the dead jedi hottie's are gonna choose to get nailed by old ben or young annie? And of course there is sex in heaven... how else could it be heaven?
You guys are sooooo behind the curve on the whole "angry internet fan" wave....
Atleast come up with original complaints or frame the tried and true complaints in a new and interesting way.
I like Jar Jar.
and I like Ewoks, too.
and I think Lucas should have left well enough alone.
there was no need to go changing shit. [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]